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Bloodsucker Bloodsucker

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 4, 2005

Wow.

This was incredible. I love it. Fived and faved. Hell yes.

The intro was great, it set up the dreary, raining, creepy stormy castle scene VERY well. The vampire-demon-monster thing was kickass, and the character didn't even need a voice to BE a character that I could remember. That, my freind, is damn good directing on your part.

I can only hope I, one day, will be able to produce stuff this damn good. :D



The Real World-Locktopia The Real World-Locktopia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 26, 2005

OH SNAP!

Happy Lock Day! (I hope you didn't lose your keys...)

Man, that was hysterical. It had this very, very "Family Guy" Feel to it. Classic lock style, awsome lock jokes, sereiously thwompin' tunes. 5/5, man. Awsome job!


BatteryLawk responds:

Thank you, and Family Guy is one of my favorite shows also.


Sonic Boom Cannon Sonic Boom Cannon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars May 26, 2005

This would be so amusing if you were stoned.

Hell, this is fun even if you aren't. I got around 66k distance going with Tails. A few notes:

1) Whenever you select "Shoot again" on a course, it adds to your ring count.

2) You should have two or three music tracks, with three buttons - so the user can play whatever kind of music they want. After a while, the music got old, though it was cool to have the game's title in the music. :D

4) I went in to beat the boss, and it took me a little bit to figure out how to beat him. I had over 2k rings at the time, so dying wasn't going to be a problem. :D



A Turtle's Paradise A Turtle's Paradise

Rated 4 / 5 stars May 24, 2005

Nicely done.

One thing I was wondering, why was this automatically on low quality? It ran just fine on high quality when I changed it manually.

Aside from this, yeah, turtles are cool and all. Not that you can change this now, but it was a bit too predictable. I was too busy going, "Yup, knew that was coming" to actually find the joke funny. The flash itself was great, though! :D



Rihm & Maurice 5 Rihm & Maurice 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 24, 2005

WOW.

Damn! That was awsome! Classic cartoon-style, the way I grew up! I LOVE IT!

I wasn't precisely sure why there was all the blood right at the end... but that's just personal taste. This was awsome, it used the classic gags with new twists!

just a single suggestion:

Shorten the amount of time that is spent focused on the throwing of the punch itself. It took FOREVER to get through that.

Aside from that? We have some front page material, in my opinion! Congrats! I should take lessons from you. :D


JamesJ responds:

I know the punch bit goes on for *too* long, but I like the background song a lot so I just thought I'd leave it how it is.
Also, because that bit takes so long it annoys everyone so they want the cat to die even more than when they heard him speak a few moments before!

Thanks for a great review! =)


Why are Einsteins rare? Why are Einsteins rare?

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars May 24, 2005

This started awsome.

This was a great idea for a flash! It really was. But then you turned it into a political statement - repeating the word "Iraq," mentioning Bush... it lost it's humor. You could have made the dialogue more focused on how much highschool was full of popularity contests, cliques, how alot of the world is in poverty, and cracked a few jokes about how the world sucks. it would have been more amusing. Even when I agree with them, flashes which bash Bush or complain about Iraq just sound stupid in the end, in my opinion. It's sad that you had to ruin such a great joke with political complaints.



Bonus Slurps My Gurp Bonus Slurps My Gurp

Rated 3 / 5 stars May 23, 2005

Alright,,,

Firstly, the drawing is great. Finish them, though - add colors, shading, fills, finish up Starfire's figure. The animation moves smoothly, but the graphics currently look like what (I think) they are - you're blocking out each frame before finishing it up.

Secondly, the Audio Portal has a lot of music you could use that isn't mainstream stuff. Just a suggestion, though...

Also, replay button at the end, play button at the beginning. Aside from that, it's looking awsome! Keep it up, but be sure to finish it!



21O'C-Street MovieTrailer 21O'C-Street MovieTrailer

Rated 4 / 5 stars May 22, 2005

Awsome!

This was a NICELY done trailer. I see way, way too many trailers on newgrounds that look like utter crap, and this one actually -felt- like a trailer! Congrats. Can't wait to see the actual film. :D

Oh, as an off note, the special effects were astounding.



Engulfer v0.9 Engulfer v0.9

Rated 4 / 5 stars May 21, 2005

Not bad!

This isn't bad at all. I had fun, and that's more than a great accomplishment. Most games just aren't my style, this one was actually amusing!

And I agree, it'd look much better (and be more interesting gamewise) if the enemies actually faded in, instead of popping up out of nowhere. Other than that, this was some sweet gaming. You might also want to add a mouse-control option for lazy folks. :P


Aldarnc responds:

Thanx :).


Tupac - Ghost Tupac - Ghost

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 20, 2005

Rest in peace.

That wasn't the best flash I've ever seen... but it wasn't the worst. I don't know... there was almost no animation to it. The 'graphics' weren't the best, but hey, the music was awsome, and it was at least respectful to Tupac. Not bad overall.


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