EvilSqueegee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Real World-Locktopia]

OH SNAP!

Happy Lock Day! (I hope you didn't lose your keys...)

Man, that was hysterical. It had this very, very "Family Guy" Feel to it. Classic lock style, awsome lock jokes, sereiously thwompin' tunes. 5/5, man. Awsome job!

BatteryLawk responds:

Thank you, and Family Guy is one of my favorite shows also.

[Rihm & Maurice 5]

WOW.

Damn! That was awsome! Classic cartoon-style, the way I grew up! I LOVE IT!

I wasn't precisely sure why there was all the blood right at the end... but that's just personal taste. This was awsome, it used the classic gags with new twists!

just a single suggestion:

Shorten the amount of time that is spent focused on the throwing of the punch itself. It took FOREVER to get through that.

Aside from that? We have some front page material, in my opinion! Congrats! I should take lessons from you. :D

JamesJ responds:

I know the punch bit goes on for *too* long, but I like the background song a lot so I just thought I'd leave it how it is.
Also, because that bit takes so long it annoys everyone so they want the cat to die even more than when they heard him speak a few moments before!

Thanks for a great review! =)

[Anti-Smoking Flash Movie]

That was amusing!

I love it. The overal sarcasm made me snicker, although I don't really get the meteor. Maybe I don't watch enough TV... anyways, the flash was great, a bit short, but who cares? If you can get a snicker for it, length doesn't matter in my opinion.

I like the title.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Thanks :D

It was really just a short pointless flash. I was practicing my drawing in flash and decided to make something quick out of it

[Megaman PF part 1]

Not bad, overall.

Some of the action made me wonder what was going on, and while the animation was smooth, the cutting between shots was kinda choppy. Overall, done pretty nicely, though I think you should improve the directing for the action scene and the plot progression. It looked like a bunch of random fighting between when he arrives and when he makes it to the badguy. At least the fighting was good, so I didn't completely mind.

Kaosboy85 responds:

Ah yes... exactly why I originally wasn't sure if I would put this on the portal. Initially I made this for my friend and put no effort or direction into it, however once I had it all done and changed my mind... well you saw the end result. Glad you liuked it though!

[Chicenem - Remake]

That. Was awsome.

I laughed my ass off all the way through, man. That initial animation, referencing Newgrounds, made the entire animation for me - I would have loved to see more NG references throughout the flash, but hey, I know what it's like to run out of ideas... I'm stumped after ten seconds of animation for my latest.

Graphics - awsome! The lipsinc was perfectly styled, I loved how the chick itself didn't use tweens, rather it's frames were left without transition (referring to the actual chick in the forground.)

Style - you sped it up, and that was funny. It fit the character perfectly. Again, the NG reference was hysterical.

Violence... didn't notice any. Oh well.

Interactivity - well, you had a play button at the beginning and end, but no quality control (not that it was nescesary) or other spiffy yet almost useless things like scene select. Oh well, 5 anyways!

Humor - my gawd, I had to watch it twice to get it all. I was laughing too hard to hear or see most of it the first time.

Overall - 9. Not the best stuff ever, and I think you could up the quality of the cursor's graphic (screencap your own, possibly, using PrntScrn) and the voting screen clip was a tad bit jagged looking. The only things that kept an overall 10 from being yours! If you edited those two parts, this would be frontpage material, in my opinion.

Keep it up! You might not have gotten a ten, but you earned yourself a vote of 5, this being the best flash I've viewed yet today.

xenfan responds:

Thanks to the long review. It helps me get motavated to make more flashes.

[Zookeeper Rampage]

Not bad at all, man.

This is pretty nice, compared to some of the "My first flashes" I've seen around here. I loved what he did to that one hippo, it was awsome.

Keep up the good work, but be sure to improve!

rcu49p9gz responds:

Yup, I have learned a lot from making this movie. I now know some stuff that needs to be improved upon. Thanks for the review.

[FBF Madness SE]

Trippy!

Man, if this didn't have sound to it, I'd set it to my desktop. *laughs* This is totally trippy. I love it. If you're as tired as I am when you watch it, your brain doesn't bother processing what's going on... it just kinda watches and says, "Look, trippy stuff doing trippy things." And that's a great feeling. It's like... very, very cool. The animation itself is very, very cool - I can imagine how long it took you and how hard it was to draw each and every frame of this thing. Sounds like alot of hard work I wouldn't be caught dead doing myself. *snicker*

Rubbertje responds:

I know what you mean. :P

Thanks!