Recent Movie Reviews

Bloodsucker Bloodsucker

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This was incredible. I love it. Fived and faved. Hell yes.

The intro was great, it set up the dreary, raining, creepy stormy castle scene VERY well. The vampire-demon-monster thing was kickass, and the character didn't even need a voice to BE a character that I could remember. That, my freind, is damn good directing on your part.

I can only hope I, one day, will be able to produce stuff this damn good. :D

The Real World-Locktopia The Real World-Locktopia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Happy Lock Day! (I hope you didn't lose your keys...)

Man, that was hysterical. It had this very, very "Family Guy" Feel to it. Classic lock style, awsome lock jokes, sereiously thwompin' tunes. 5/5, man. Awsome job!

BatteryLawk responds:

Thank you, and Family Guy is one of my favorite shows also.

A Turtle's Paradise A Turtle's Paradise

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nicely done.

One thing I was wondering, why was this automatically on low quality? It ran just fine on high quality when I changed it manually.

Aside from this, yeah, turtles are cool and all. Not that you can change this now, but it was a bit too predictable. I was too busy going, "Yup, knew that was coming" to actually find the joke funny. The flash itself was great, though! :D

Recent Game Reviews

Sonic Boom Cannon Sonic Boom Cannon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This would be so amusing if you were stoned.

Hell, this is fun even if you aren't. I got around 66k distance going with Tails. A few notes:

1) Whenever you select "Shoot again" on a course, it adds to your ring count.

2) You should have two or three music tracks, with three buttons - so the user can play whatever kind of music they want. After a while, the music got old, though it was cool to have the game's title in the music. :D

4) I went in to beat the boss, and it took me a little bit to figure out how to beat him. I had over 2k rings at the time, so dying wasn't going to be a problem. :D

Bonus Slurps My Gurp Bonus Slurps My Gurp

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Firstly, the drawing is great. Finish them, though - add colors, shading, fills, finish up Starfire's figure. The animation moves smoothly, but the graphics currently look like what (I think) they are - you're blocking out each frame before finishing it up.

Secondly, the Audio Portal has a lot of music you could use that isn't mainstream stuff. Just a suggestion, though...

Also, replay button at the end, play button at the beginning. Aside from that, it's looking awsome! Keep it up, but be sure to finish it!

Engulfer v0.9 Engulfer v0.9

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad!

This isn't bad at all. I had fun, and that's more than a great accomplishment. Most games just aren't my style, this one was actually amusing!

And I agree, it'd look much better (and be more interesting gamewise) if the enemies actually faded in, instead of popping up out of nowhere. Other than that, this was some sweet gaming. You might also want to add a mouse-control option for lazy folks. :P

Aldarnc responds:

Thanx :).

Recent Audio Reviews

Helix - Archetype Helix - Archetype

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Insane, man. Totally insane. If I could get the downloads to work, I'd download this. As a matter of fact, I would like to use it for my next animation, but something is skrewy at the moment. Stupid computer. *facepalms*

Anyways, back on track! Incredible peice. I don't know much about the technical aspect of music production, but I was visibly nodding my head when I read the previous review that said they'd buy an album of your stuff.

Indubitably an incredible work of art, Helix. I love them all! Pray we never meet outside of Newgrounds, I'd constantly badger you about your latest project...

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Helix6 responds:

Thanks. I've never thought commercially but, I'd sell a CD of some of my stuff for maybe $5 plus shipping. ? Maybe there would be some takers.

A Little 8-bit Simplicity A Little 8-bit Simplicity

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


I love it. Not only is it perfect for my next project, but it's just flat-out incredibly engaging. Absolutely lovable music, here! 8-bit simplicity expands into a very good-sounding dramatic-resolvish peice, like a remniscing warrior recovering from a great tradgedy. (Yes, I have the most bizzare explinations of what music sounds like.) Great, fantastic song, man. If I knew any technical stuff about music production, I'd give a review on the technicalities... but I don't, so I won't, and I'll just leave it as a "This is an awsome song" kind of thing. Dig the groovy track. You know you want to.

grahf677 responds:

thx dude for your incredible insight, i hope your next project is a smash hit and you get front page...Yes then the world will be mine..err yours...!!!