All 54 movie Reviews

Bloodsucker Bloodsucker

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This was incredible. I love it. Fived and faved. Hell yes.

The intro was great, it set up the dreary, raining, creepy stormy castle scene VERY well. The vampire-demon-monster thing was kickass, and the character didn't even need a voice to BE a character that I could remember. That, my freind, is damn good directing on your part.

I can only hope I, one day, will be able to produce stuff this damn good. :D

The Real World-Locktopia The Real World-Locktopia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Happy Lock Day! (I hope you didn't lose your keys...)

Man, that was hysterical. It had this very, very "Family Guy" Feel to it. Classic lock style, awsome lock jokes, sereiously thwompin' tunes. 5/5, man. Awsome job!

BatteryLawk responds:

Thank you, and Family Guy is one of my favorite shows also.

A Turtle's Paradise A Turtle's Paradise

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nicely done.

One thing I was wondering, why was this automatically on low quality? It ran just fine on high quality when I changed it manually.

Aside from this, yeah, turtles are cool and all. Not that you can change this now, but it was a bit too predictable. I was too busy going, "Yup, knew that was coming" to actually find the joke funny. The flash itself was great, though! :D

Rihm & Maurice 5 Rihm & Maurice 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Damn! That was awsome! Classic cartoon-style, the way I grew up! I LOVE IT!

I wasn't precisely sure why there was all the blood right at the end... but that's just personal taste. This was awsome, it used the classic gags with new twists!

just a single suggestion:

Shorten the amount of time that is spent focused on the throwing of the punch itself. It took FOREVER to get through that.

Aside from that? We have some front page material, in my opinion! Congrats! I should take lessons from you. :D

JamesJ responds:

I know the punch bit goes on for *too* long, but I like the background song a lot so I just thought I'd leave it how it is.
Also, because that bit takes so long it annoys everyone so they want the cat to die even more than when they heard him speak a few moments before!

Thanks for a great review! =)

Why are Einsteins rare? Why are Einsteins rare?

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

This started awsome.

This was a great idea for a flash! It really was. But then you turned it into a political statement - repeating the word "Iraq," mentioning Bush... it lost it's humor. You could have made the dialogue more focused on how much highschool was full of popularity contests, cliques, how alot of the world is in poverty, and cracked a few jokes about how the world sucks. it would have been more amusing. Even when I agree with them, flashes which bash Bush or complain about Iraq just sound stupid in the end, in my opinion. It's sad that you had to ruin such a great joke with political complaints.

21O'C-Street MovieTrailer 21O'C-Street MovieTrailer

Rated 4 / 5 stars


This was a NICELY done trailer. I see way, way too many trailers on newgrounds that look like utter crap, and this one actually -felt- like a trailer! Congrats. Can't wait to see the actual film. :D

Oh, as an off note, the special effects were astounding.

Tupac - Ghost Tupac - Ghost

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Rest in peace.

That wasn't the best flash I've ever seen... but it wasn't the worst. I don't know... there was almost no animation to it. The 'graphics' weren't the best, but hey, the music was awsome, and it was at least respectful to Tupac. Not bad overall.

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story of a loser story of a loser

Rated 5 / 5 stars

All my 5 are belong to this!

Incredible! Very awsomely done, thogh just after the credits, the song's volume abruptly increaces. Front page material! Congrats, you EARNED this 5 and 10. Can't wait for more!

Hunter Zero Ep.2 Hunter Zero Ep.2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nicely done!

This is the best sprite movie I've ever seen. The graphics were great, and the style was dramatic, cinematic, very enthralling. The sound gets a lower score because it sounds like it was all recorded on a microphone, sadly. The voiceacting was great, no beef with that - but some of the sound effects just sounded like my speakers were blown. Not bad overall, though!

Anti-Smoking Flash Movie Anti-Smoking Flash Movie

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was amusing!

I love it. The overal sarcasm made me snicker, although I don't really get the meteor. Maybe I don't watch enough TV... anyways, the flash was great, a bit short, but who cares? If you can get a snicker for it, length doesn't matter in my opinion.

I like the title.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

Thanks :D

It was really just a short pointless flash. I was practicing my drawing in flash and decided to make something quick out of it