EvilSqueegee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[StickDude Killing Arena 2]

LOL

Dude, that was hysterical. Not a HUGE fan of sticks, but I don't hate 'em... graphics were pretty good. Not the best. style got a 6, because yeah, you did sticks right, but the mindless violence thing is losing it's appeal in my eyes. Sound gets a 10 because of that one clip.. "Oh my god..." I laughed my ass off. Very nice clip indeed. Interactivity would have been higher, but shooting that last guy at the end was a bitch. Humor gets a ten, because of that above mentioned clip. Overall, I'd say it's very nice material indeed! an 8, and a 4! Congrats.

[Megaman PF part 1]

Not bad, overall.

Some of the action made me wonder what was going on, and while the animation was smooth, the cutting between shots was kinda choppy. Overall, done pretty nicely, though I think you should improve the directing for the action scene and the plot progression. It looked like a bunch of random fighting between when he arrives and when he makes it to the badguy. At least the fighting was good, so I didn't completely mind.

Kaosboy85 responds:

Ah yes... exactly why I originally wasn't sure if I would put this on the portal. Initially I made this for my friend and put no effort or direction into it, however once I had it all done and changed my mind... well you saw the end result. Glad you liuked it though!

[Killer Bush 3D]

O.O

*insert profuse profanities and cursing here*

That was incredible. It took you 6 months to learn how to do that? I... uhm... yeah, I think I'll stick to trying to learn ActionScript. Yeah. That's what I'm gonna do. Though it would ROCK to be able to do what you just did... it's a shame someone blew the whistle. this was INCREDIBLE, hardly deserving of the moronic score it got. Hella 5's you way from me!

[Do Us Part]

Gorgeous!

That struck a few chords that I don't like getting struck, but that doesn't mean it was bad! This was incredible! Add a preloader, and a replay button, if you're not going to add a scene select and quality control button to top it off. Front page material! Congrats!

Graphics: Beautifully done.
Style: dead-serious, no humor, you set the tone awsomely, you know how to present a scene without flaw.
Sound: Perfect for the flash.

BEAUTIFUL. Keep it up, can't wait to see more!

[A New Beginning.]

Hmm, I smell Captain Angst of the 7 Weepy Seas...

Jesus can summon zombies and be killed by clowns.

We can't.

Jesus can have a bible written about him.

We can't.

Jesus can forgive you.

...

The animation was amusing. Let us prove that NG's overall IQ is dropping! Way to go. You have... uhm... yes. You have.

[Horror Story Cliches]

Not bad, dude.

You make a few really good points. And I'm sitting here, planning the development of a Flash that would fall into this category (horror) and I'm looking at myself, going, "Damn, dude, I used half of those." Time to rewrite! *Grumbles*

Anyways, my one beef with this was the slow framerate. You should have upped it a tad bit, it would have looked a shitload better. Aside fromt that, I'm not a fan of movie clips - but hey, that's personal taste speaking, and it doesn't subtract from the quality of the Flash. It was appropriate. Very nicely done, next time try a little bit harder. This looked way, way to easy to make.

[Rollback Man]

Damn, dude. That hurt my eyes.

And why'd you take out the voices? The only saving factor this thing has is the fact that it has all those cereal mascots in it, and they're drawn well. But I'm not sure of whether or not that was worth the headache the strobes gave me.

[EmoLifeStyle3]

Don't listen to HeavyDNY86, man.

He's obviously not as intelligent as he wants to sound.

I won't be so stupid as to comment on the lifestyles your characters are leading - It'd be moronic of me to do so, considering stereotypes hold no truth to them anyways. What I -will- comment on is the Flash itself.

It ended abruptly... and while the imagery was GREAT, I wish there could have been more of it. The metaphors you used, such as the kid in the snowglobe, were AWSOME. Yeah, I'll admit your eye could have used a bit of work - contact me if you have questions, I'm pretty good at 'em. But otherwise, the only reason this scored so low on my own review is because it looks like you just didn't finish it - it ended in an abrupt black screen with the music playing for another three or four seconds, to nothing, and then it ended. Was that deliberate?