EvilSqueegee's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo: Funny Situations]

Heh.

Dude, this rocked. Very funny - don't let people's ranting about not liking the jokes get to you! THIS WAS HYSTERICAL.

My favorite scene was the one with the guy in the warthog, just nodding his head to the music. That was AWSOME! I woke up my sister I was laughing so hard. It's not easy for us smokers to breathe, man, and you nearly suffocated me! I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD! *sniffle*

Great work, keep it up! :D

[Halo For Retards]

*hysterical laughter*

Damn, dude... you don't HAVE to know anything about Halo to find the humor here. Hell, I know nothing about Halo, and this is a riot! Good job - try spoofing the stuff that just screams "Spoof me!" like... uhm... er... that is to say... hell, Idunno. Try something not spoofed before, so avoid the Matrix, Final Fantasy games, ect. Perhaps you could spoof a horrible movie? Van Hellsing? Dungeons and Dragons? Hmm... *thinks*

*thinks*

*Kaboom!*

[(old vers)Dead Rain 1]

Not bad.

This is pretty good... it had nice directing. Some decent effects... shit that I'm to lazy to do, like some FBF stuff. Overall, it's nice. But you could have contacted the Voice Acting guild and gottens some voicery in there, aside from that... there are tons of ways to do zombie masses, but Resident Evil is a bit overdone, thanks to it's popularity. It's looking good, though. Keep it up!

[Deep Fried, Live! #7]

*Speachlessness*

My scores are getting redundant, no...?

Uhm... something to say. Well, this was the funniest of them all yet, and also the easiest one I could even begin to follow along with. I even have most of the stuff... maybe tomarrow I'll head out and buy what I'm missing, come back, watch and cook? Mmmm, steak.

[Deep Fried, Live! Ep 6]

LAMAYO.

Dude, this is beyond words. The jokes in this one have been my favorite so far! Keep it UP!

[DFL! Episode 5: Meat Loaf]

Ew... I hate spiders.

I'm getting so used to handing out tens, here... I'm gonna hit the portal again, and WHAM, everything's gonna look like shit, because I've been watching 8legged Entertainment for a good half hour or so. *sighs* Dude, you're just way, way too good.

[Tako's Deep Fried Turkey]

Subcon... *facepalms*

This -is- a cooking show. It has links to cooking equipment and resources regarding the show, recipies, and all the stuff a good cooking show should have. That's part of what makes this series so damn cool. It's not just made up - there's actual research and scientific/culinary accuracy behind this shit. The reason it sounds like a cooking show? *points at the first sentance of his review*

This was great, to be honest the games were a little too simple and a bit challenging, they disrupted the whole experience. But that was alright, because you can skip the games and get on with the show. I noticed this was a bit shorter than the last few, and it wasn't quite as funny. But it still deserves each and every 10 I gave it, just like it did last time.

[DFL!: ChocoChip Cookies]

ROFFLE!

Okay, I respect Tako now. This is good stuff! I'd go on about what earned it all 10's, but I'd just be repeating myself from the other reviews. Good stuff!

[DFL!: King Prawn]

DAYUM.

See my review of the first episode... 10's across the board. Awsome acting and music, this was funnier than the last, the violence was just kiddy enough to be awsome, ALL THE BUTTONS for the interactivity 10, and the style and graphics were again, indubitably incredible. Awsome job, man.

[Deep Fried, Live!]

10's across the board. Here's why.

Graphics: Damn, dude. Those chickens looked like chickens. That was a very comical cartoon octopus. I seriously admire your work here.
Style: Dude, it's a cartoon cooking show, done nigh professionally! What more style could you want, damnit!?
Sound: Oh, god, the voiceacting. Incredible! And the music! *Drools*
Violence: Heh. Amusingly and unknowingly masochistic octopus: Funny.
Interactivity: Buttons EVERYWHERE. *blinks* Oh, crap, I missed one...
Humor: Dude, this was freakin' hysterical... I was laughing so hard I had to watch it twice to see all the jokes through tear-filled eyes!